Les 'drews in Paris

Cesky Budejovice--It was a bad omen when we started our trek to Paris at 3:30 in the morning on a one-car train.
Kendrew: "This is the scariest place in the world."

Our room in Paris.  At this point, Frandrew thought he might actually like Paris.  Go Irish!

These will make any man feel tiny.

What's your name? I'll write it on the wall.

Running through the halls half-naked after our jump. Kendrew was running through the halls completely naked about 30 seconds after this photo was taken.

Showering like a true French person.

This is the closest we thought we'd get to the actual Eiffel Tower.

Lots of douches in Paris...

...which is why we spent most of one night watching Spartacus in our hostel room.  Four bottles of wine and a bottle of Bacardi later, we were actually ready to go out.

But we were so tired of each other that we sat in separate subway cars.

We made it to the Louvre...

                  

...and planked that m-f'er!

Frandrew in front of the well-endowed horse.  I guess that's why they say "hung like a horse."

"That's the Eiffel Tower? The thing is freaking tiny!"

Stolen moped.  "Mopizzle!"

Da Vinci Code

                                                                                                            

Frandrew bet Kendrew that he couldn't climb into the statue's lap.  Kendrew won the bet. (These pictures are so screwed up because this website sucks.)

Les 'drews en Paris.

"Really? That's it?"

Actually, it's pretty sweet.

Frandrew wants to get Eiffel Tower'd.

The Eiffel Tower freaks out at 1am. It's awesome.

"That's it?" Kendrew was so unimpressed with the size of the tower that he tried to climb it soon after this photo was taken.  The police were on him in seconds.  

"Get me out of this f'ing city."

French "army." They're about four-foot-nine and Kendrew is pretty sure those are toy guns. No wonder they get dominated in every war.

Frandrew's not feeling Paris.

After about five beers, he started to like it a little more. Beer goggles.

This picture was taken right after the 'drews got in trouble with the French police.  Apparently, they're not too keen on people taking pictures of arrests in progress.

We've hated on Paris pretty hard on this blog, but we actually had a great time when we were there.  Merci, Par-ee! Besides, the 'drews could have a good time anywhere. It also helped that the next stop was Amsterdam...